Rand Paul’s anomaly at airport – maybe a pacemaker, maybe a detachable penis?
Posted on January 23, 2012

Why on earth would Mr Rand Paul refuse a body pat down after he didn’t pass clearance on a body scanner? Why is the press calling it an anomaly? So, we’re blaming the scanner in Nashville Airport by saying that? Who does he think he is? President? Sorry, buddy, you got to go through airport routines just like everyone else flying public. Get yourself an AirForce One, then you can pack guns and whatever kind of anomalies you want onto zee plane.

